Bad Ideas

Bad idea: hitting on a man's wife
Worse idea: deciding to kill a guy because he hit on your wife
Much worse idea: asking an undercover cop to kill that guy

Bad idea: being a politician who is an accessory to fabrication of evidence
Bad idea: being a politician who conspires and attempts to commit first degree larceny by extortion
Bad idea: being a politician who receives a bribe
Good idea: resigning

Sort of awful: having your dad be your trip's chaperone
Much more awful: having your dad be this guy

Bad idea: flirting with girls you pull over for traffic violations
Much worse idea: doing it by showing them pictures of your junk

Potentially bad idea: collecting antique pistols
Confirmed bad idea: collecting antique pistols while you are on probation for pot possession which happened after you drove around in something that looked like an unmarked cop car with a flashing light toting a silver badge and pulling a lady over telling her you'll let her go if she sleeps with you and then grabbing her boobs
Confirmed even worse idea: doing all that if you're a psychotherapist