Tiger! Tiger! burning to a toast, In the forests of the NY Post,
Amazing that a story so bizarre
Began from the smashing of your car.
In what universe did you think your wife would abide
Your getting so much play on the side?
Didn't you know that tongues would wag
If you couldn't keep your nine iron in the bag?
And what lack of class you must require.
Will you be on Jerry for the children you did sire?
Who would have guessed your slide into the tree
Would reveal such tremendous adultery.
(adapted from original "The Tyger" (from Songs Of Experience) by William Blake)
(photo from Michele Eve, flickr.com)
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